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Martinr36

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I haven't seen my twin brother since I left Australia.


We were separated at Perth.
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TonyCarter

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Silly, we use a laptop nowadays.

..we write custom firmware to the ECUs to stop the mileage going up in the first place, so we can stick to our cheap 5000 mile per annum lease deals and give them back as low-mileage models for an unsuspecting 2nd hand buyer to wonder why the leather is worn through and the brakes are completely knackered.
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