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[TonyCarter]

That's genius!!! I can see so many Americans totally falling for this!

I didn't realise there were some many different breeds. There's 2-footed, 4-footed, duck-billed, mole-billed, shrew-billed, spiky, furry, etc.

No wonder my haggis tastes different every time.

 

[Martinr36]

I didn't realise there were some many different breeds. There's 2-footed, 4-footed, duck-billed, mole-billed, shrew-billed, spiky, furry, etc.

No wonder my haggis tastes different every time.

There's are places in Scotland where you can get sustainably shot haggis

 

[TonyCarter]

There's are places in Scotland where you can get sustainably shot haggis

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I prefer wild to farmed, but have to wait to haggis season for those.

 

[SpyderTracks]

I prefer wild to farmed, but have to wait to haggis season for those.

The farmed ones are pure white, almost see through, they then dye it to make it look like wild. True story

 

[ubuysa]

That video is fake. Haggis live on the mountain tops in Scotland and they only walk round the mountain tops in a clockwise direction. That means the legs on their right sides are shorter than those on their left. Haggis hunters use dogs that spring up and frighten the haggis which promptly turns round to run away. Unfortunately their short leg is now on the wrong side and the haggis rolls down the mountain into nets that the hunters set up at the bottom.

I thought everyone knew that?

 

[SpyderTracks]

There's are places in Scotland where you can get sustainably shot haggis

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How do you sustainably shoot something, does that mean reusable bullets?

 

[ubuysa]

Not many people know this, but Crete is a major breeding ground for rubbish skips. They migrate here each summer to give birth. It's a secretive process and few people have witnessed it. I did manage to grab this image of a mother skip with a newborn baby this morning. I had to snap this and run because mother skips get very defensive when they have young around...

 

[Martinr36]

How do you sustainably shoot something, does that mean reusable bullets?

Yeah remove them from the haggis and them re melt them and recast 😂

 

[Martinr36]

Not many people know this, but Crete is a major breeding ground for rubbish skips. They migrate here each summer to give birth. It's a secretive process and few people have witnessed it. I did manage to grab this image of a mother skip with a newborn baby this morning. I had to snap this and run because mother skips get very defensive when they have young around...


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I pity the poor stork that has to deliver those 😂😂😂😂

 

[ubuysa]

I pity the poor stork that has to deliver those 😂😂😂😂

Its not a stork. You didn't really think dinosaurs were extinct did you?

 

[davhun]

I seldom see a haggis. Normally I am in the pub while the hag is in the kitchen cooking dinner.

 

[Martinr36]

Its not a stork. You didn't really think dinosaurs were extinct did you?

Good point (I know a few)

 

[SimonPeters116]

That video is fake. Haggis live on the mountain tops in Scotland and they only walk round the mountain tops in a clockwise direction. That means the legs on their right sides are shorter than those on their left. Haggis hunters use dogs that spring up and frighten the haggis which promptly turns round to run away. Unfortunately their short leg is now on the wrong side and the haggis rolls down the mountain into nets that the hunters set up at the bottom.

I thought everyone knew that?

That's only one of the wild breeds. There are, among other breeds, the anti-clockwise breed as well.
Knowing which breed you're going after is part of the skill of haggis hunting.

 

[ubuysa]

That's only one of the wild breeds. There are, among other breeds, the anti-clockwise breed as well.
Knowing which breed you're going after is part of the skill of haggis hunting.

Wow. You learn something new every day.

 

[SpyderTracks]

That's only one of the wild breeds. There are, among other breeds, the anti-clockwise breed as well.
Knowing which breed you're going after is part of the skill of haggis hunting.

I believe it is in fact only one breed, the "anti clockwise" breeds are actually clockwise breeds that have been migrated to the southern hemisphere, and the magnetic poles make them walk the other way, much like the water going down the drain hole in Australia.

 

[TonyCarter]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Antipodean Haggis...run for your lives 🤯

 

[ubuysa]

I believe it is in fact only one breed, the "anti clockwise" breeds are actually clockwise breeds that have been migrated to the southern hemisphere, and the magnetic poles make them walk the other way, much like the water going down the drain hole in Australia.

That makes a lot of sense - but what do they call in Australia?

 

[SpyderTracks]

That makes a lot of sense - but what do they call in Australia?

I have no knowledge of the actual answer to this, but "Mate!" comes to mind?

 

[Martinr36]

I have no knowledge of the actual answer to this, but "Mate!" comes to mind?

I think there are other things call us like pommy b'stard😂

 

[Martinr36]