One-liners
- Thread starter AgentCooper
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I don't see how Martin can say that when he only has 2 letters
No way. I’m not buying this. If this was true…
Deliveroo would be dropping off my fish and chips on a long wheelbase flatbed truck.
HomerJ
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id like to see that 🤣
HomerJ
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A husband hates his wife's cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it,
when he gets home the cat is there,
the next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it,
when he gets home its there again,
so the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it, 6 hours later he rings his wife, and asks, "is that cat home"
"yes... why" asks the wife,
The husband says "put him on the phone im lost!"
when he gets home the cat is there,
the next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it,
when he gets home its there again,
so the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it, 6 hours later he rings his wife, and asks, "is that cat home"
"yes... why" asks the wife,
The husband says "put him on the phone im lost!"
HomerJ
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i go by a yellow middle aged fat man from a cartoon series so i think I got the crazy part sorted.
HomerJ
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damn