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HomerJ

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@ubuysa has head in hands


"ASA on Friday said it had lost contact with Voyager 2, located nearly 12.4 billion miles from Earth. Contact was disrupted when a series of planned commands on July 21 accidentally caused the antenna to point 2 degrees away from Earth, NASA said".
 

AgentCooper

At Least I Have Chicken
Moderator
I was working in a bar during the 2002 World Cup which was hosted in South Korea and Japan. The government relaxed the licensing laws to allow pubs to open and serve alcohol in accordance with the matches being on.

They are nine hours ahead of us.

I was pulling pints and serving pie, peas and gravy at 4am some days. It was rank.

Me being hungover from the night before may have played some part in that level of disgust. I was 19 and nose deep in all kinds of late night shenanigans at that time.
 

Salmon Fisher

Enthusiast
A man walks into a tailor’s shop in Athens and hands the tailor a pair of torn trousers. The tailor asks, “Euripides?” The man answers: “Eumenides?”
 
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