One-liners
- Thread starter AgentCooper
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Rick Astley is a really nice guy. He will lend you almost all of his Disney and Pixar DVDs.
But he’s never gonna give you Up.
I’ll get me coat 😶
But he’s never gonna give you Up.
Martinr36
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
One for the programmers:
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A bored security guard at a Russian gallery was charged with vandalism after he used a ballpoint pen to draw two sets of googly eyes on a painting worth around $1 million.
A security guard is accused of ruining a million-dollar painting by drawing eyes on it in ballpoint pen
The security guard was charged with vandalism after he added eyes to figures in an expensive Soviet-era painting with a ballpoint pen on his first day of work.
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I don’t know what game this is but this is god-tier work from the designer:
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gamers won't play any.......oh
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Save 15% on Toilet Chronicles on Steam
Toilet Chronicles - is a first person horror-comedy game with a mystical setting where you're trapped in a public restroom and need to find a way out with the help of your toilet neighbor. Every choice you make brings you to a different outcome.
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sums fedex up
FedEx Apologies for Losing Human Skeleton Shipped Via Its Service
After somehow losing a human skeleton in transit, FedEx used perhaps the milquetoast possible way to apologize for the loss.
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I was going to tell a joke about sodium… Na.
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Martinr36
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Bugs bunny and Tom and Jerry, way better than sesame street
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I think sesame street was more a US thing