One-liners

[Raverin]

I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever? He said, no you have to bring it back tomorrow.

I love that there is a generation of kids that will not get that joke at all.


Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that's wanted by the police? Apparently there's a small medium at large.

 

[Stephen M]

I love that there is a generation of kids that will not get that joke.

Made me think of the release of the film, The Madness of King George.

The joke is the film company decided not to call it The Madness of King George III because many, mostly Americans, would start looking for and annoying the Studio with requests for information about the first two films in the series.

 

[SpyderTracks]

I love that there is a generation of kids that will not get that joke at all.


Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that's wanted by the police? Apparently there's a small medium at large.

That truly brilliant, that’s going in the family WhatsApp!

 

[AgentCooper]

Made me think of the release of the film, The Madness of King George.

The joke is the film company decided not to call it The Madness of King George III because many, mostly Americans, would start looking for and annoying the Studio with requests for information about the first two films in the series.

That's incredible!

The Madness of King George IV: This Time it's Personal.

 

[Stephen M]

That's incredible!

The Madness of King George IV: This Time it's Personal.

Followed by, Madness of George V: his shrink usurps the throne

 

[ubuysa]

Made me think of the release of the film, The Madness of King George.

The joke is the film company decided not to call it The Madness of King George III because many, mostly Americans, would start looking for and annoying the Studio with requests for information about the first two films in the series.

So true. There's a huge bunch of Americans (and not a few Brits) who think there were 18 previous COVID strains before COVID-19.

 

[Bhuna50]

So true. There's a huge bunch of Americans (and not a few Brits) who think there were 18 previous COVID strains before COVID-19.

Not forgetting if you catch it this year, its COVID-21 not 19.

Or some people asking why the vaccine is 2 years out of date already

 

[Samurai]

How do you upset a Polar bear?
Kick him in the icehole!

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

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Theirs a del in my dell

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Scott]

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It's funny coz it's true 😂

 

[Deleted member 41971]

It's funny coz it's true 😂

could not resist

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[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Bhuna50]

The best thing for my bank balance at the moment is the fact my laptops been RMAd.


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[Deleted member 41971]

looks about right

 

[ubuysa]

Since today is St Patrick's Day....

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your garden?




Patty O'Furniture

 

[Deleted member 41971]

How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.

 

[Stephen M]

How do you become a millionaire through gambling? Start as a billionaire.

Brilliant, reminded me of this one.

The only certain way to beat a bookmaker is with a big stick.

 

[Martinr36]

Brilliant, reminded me of this one.

The only certain way to beat a bookmaker is with a big stick.

yeah the only winner in gambling is the bookmaker