One-liners

HomerJ · Apr 1, 2023

Bhuna50 said:
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SpyderTracks · Apr 1, 2023

HomerJ · Apr 1, 2023

i got an email the other day asking if I can read "maps" backwards

turns out it was spam.

Tron1982 · Apr 2, 2023

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SpyderTracks · Apr 3, 2023

HomerJ said:
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That's genius!

HomerJ · Apr 3, 2023

I just found £20 in Asda carpark and as it's nearly Easter i thought to myself: ‘What Would Jesus Do?’.

So I took it and turned it into wine

Martinr36 · Apr 4, 2023

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ubuysa · Apr 5, 2023

Martinr36 · Apr 5, 2023

ubuysa said:

That brilliant, loved the line "Have you read the manual" 😂

HomerJ · Apr 5, 2023

AgentCooper · Apr 7, 2023

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

Scott · Apr 7, 2023

AgentCooper said:
What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

Such a dad joke

Love it!

SpyderTracks · Apr 7, 2023

AgentCooper said:
What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

That's would be the song playing when Jesus rose from the crypt, perfect for Easter Friday.

HomerJ · Apr 7, 2023