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https://www.tiktok.com/video/7129941829113351429

 

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i got an email the other day asking if I can read "maps" backwards

turns out it was spam.

 

[Tron1982]

 

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That's genius!

 

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I just found £20 in Asda carpark and as it's nearly Easter i thought to myself: ‘What Would Jesus Do?’.

So I took it and turned it into wine

 

[Martinr36]

 

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[Martinr36]

That brilliant, loved the line "Have you read the manual" 😂

 

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[AgentCooper]

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

 

[Scott]

What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

Such a dad joke

Love it!

 

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What was Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

HAND EYEEEEEEEEE

That's would be the song playing when Jesus rose from the crypt, perfect for Easter Friday.

 

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