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The BSOD Doctor
David Beckham gets into a taxi.
The drives looks at him and does a double take.
Beckham just sits there smiling.
"Go on then" says the driver, "give me a clue".
"Well", says Beckham. "I played for Man United, I married a Spice Girl, and I played for England"...

"Nah" says the taxi driver. "Where do you want to go?"
 
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