One-liners

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[AgentCooper]

(Coronation) Streetfighter

 

[Martinr36]

(Coronation) Streetfighter


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You sure thy aren't at a Crossroads

 

[AgentCooper]

You sure thy aren't at a Crossroads

 

[Martinr36]

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[AgentCooper]

Mrs Cooper texted me wish you were here earlier today 🙂

She does that every time she visits the cemetery 😑

 

[RayEcc]

Three Doctor Watsons are in a pub. It's near closing time. The bartender says to them, 'Come on! Do you've any homes to go to'?

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

maybe one for @Bhuna50

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Martinr36]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

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That's nutty, bet they both could milk it

 

[RayEcc]

I asked a German if he knew what the square root of 81 was. He said no.

 

[AgentCooper]

‘Doctor, I think I’m going deaf!’

‘Oh really? What are the symptoms?’

‘They’re a cartoon family from America’

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Martinr36]

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Is that @AgentCooper and one of his kats..................

 

[Deleted member 41971]

 

[Deleted member 41971]

Is that @AgentCooper and one of his kats..................

if @ActuallyDenz has/had a cat