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Martinr36

Martinr36

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TonyCarter

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I think I might be a Dylan :oops:

I even asked my pension & life insurance company if I could get my money out early due to a terminal illness...but they just kept trying to convince me that dying of old age is not a terminal illness. Seems pretty terminal to me.
 
Martinr36

Martinr36

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TonyCarter said:
I think I might be a Dylan :oops:

I even asked my pension & life insurance company if I could get my money out early due to a terminal illness...but they just kept trying to convince me that dying of old age is not a terminal illness. Seems pretty terminal to me.
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Death is a long illness, starts the day you are born
 
SpyderTracks

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Didn't realise this but Kevin Smith actually protested his own film, Dogma as it was released in 1999.... what an absolute legend!

 
Martinr36

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After many years and experience in the working world, I've decided to start something new.

I am offering training courses for young people starting in June!

Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle of first come, first served.

Content: Coaching and practical tasks.

One module runs for over 6 weeks.

The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).

The course starts KW 23-2024.

Participation via Zoom or Teams is possible.

Module1:
"Toilet paper"
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises

Module 2:
"Dirty clothes" - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart

Module 3:
"Basics of dishwasher"
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.
Extension possible!

Module 4:
"How do you find stuff without asking your parents?" "
Open discussion/Opening and closing cabinets.

Module 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises

Module 6:
"Sink function + the roll out"
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.

FINAL EXAM

Feel free to copy.... don't share - so others can have a good laugh too 😂😂
 
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