TonyCarter
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Is he talking about the scanner, or the user?www.facebook.com
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TonyCarter
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I think I might be a Dylan 
I even asked my pension & life insurance company if I could get my money out early due to a terminal illness...but they just kept trying to convince me that dying of old age is not a terminal illness. Seems pretty terminal to me.
I even asked my pension & life insurance company if I could get my money out early due to a terminal illness...but they just kept trying to convince me that dying of old age is not a terminal illness. Seems pretty terminal to me.
Martinr36
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Death is a long illness, starts the day you are bornI think I might be a Dylan
I even asked my pension & life insurance company if I could get my money out early due to a terminal illness...but they just kept trying to convince me that dying of old age is not a terminal illness. Seems pretty terminal to me.
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Martinr36
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Had this played at my dads funeral, everyone joined in
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TonyCarter
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We've just been sent the AI-captured, 74 page transcript of a 2 hour strategy meeting...and I can't make any sense of it (and I was there) as it doesn't seem to understand Scouse, Geordie, Indian, Pakistani, Polish, French, German, or any other accent.
Glad I took my own notes!
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SpyderTracks
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Didn't realise this but Kevin Smith actually protested his own film, Dogma as it was released in 1999.... what an absolute legend!
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Martinr36
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After many years and experience in the working world, I've decided to start something new.
I am offering training courses for young people starting in June!
Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle of first come, first served.
Content: Coaching and practical tasks.
One module runs for over 6 weeks.
The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).
The course starts KW 23-2024.
Participation via Zoom or Teams is possible.
Module1:
"Toilet paper"
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises
Module 2:
"Dirty clothes" - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart
Module 3:
"Basics of dishwasher"
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.
Extension possible!
Module 4:
"How do you find stuff without asking your parents?" "
Open discussion/Opening and closing cabinets.
Module 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises
Module 6:
"Sink function + the roll out"
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.
FINAL EXAM
Feel free to copy.... don't share - so others can have a good laugh too 😂😂
I am offering training courses for young people starting in June!
Due to increasing demand, each course starts on the principle of first come, first served.
Content: Coaching and practical tasks.
One module runs for over 6 weeks.
The course is aimed at all young people (m/f/d).
The course starts KW 23-2024.
Participation via Zoom or Teams is possible.
Module1:
"Toilet paper"
How does the paper get out of the wrapper to the toilet paper holder? What happens when toilet paper is empty?
Group discussion + practical exercises
Module 2:
"Dirty clothes" - what do we do next?
Difference between the laundry basket and floor.
PowerPoint Presentation + Chart
Module 3:
"Basics of dishwasher"
How do dishes get off the table into the dishwasher?
In-depth Seminar -
Difficulties and solution strategies for removing dishes and garbage from the bedroom.
Extension possible!
Module 4:
"How do you find stuff without asking your parents?" "
Open discussion/Opening and closing cabinets.
Module 5:
How do the clean dishes get back into the right place in the kitchen cabinet?
Video example + practical exercises
Module 6:
"Sink function + the roll out"
We do practical exercises; what a clean table means and what is needed to drain a sink.
Practical exercises in groups.
FINAL EXAM
Feel free to copy.... don't share - so others can have a good laugh too 😂😂
TonyCarter
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It's a trick question...all those tasks are carried out by fairies!
- Laundry fairy
- Bedding fairy
- Bin fairy
- Dishwashing fairy
- Petrol/diesel fairy
I thought Alexa did those
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Martinr36
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I ued to have a dishwasher............then i got a divorce 🤣 🤣🤣