Good News, Bad News...

[jester58th]

Bad news... DPD just delivered your PC to me by mistake and I'm keeping it

It came with a VGA to DVI adapter but I burnt it too:winkiss:

*Falls to knees shaking fists at the sky*

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo........."

 

[Boozad]

What accents did you imagine them having as you read it?......me; Paulie and Silvio from Sopranos...

Cartman and Stan.

 

[jester58th]

Good news, Bad News Part III : All's Well That Ends W......huh? What? Really? REALLY??!!

Good News : It's Thursday and my new fully fixed and working PC is due today.

Bad News : There is no sign of any delivery estimate from DPD, no confirmation emails or texts from PCS and no change of information on the website.

Good News : After sorting things out on Tuesday, I'm sure everything is on track. Rang PCS just to check.

Bad News : PCS obviously came up with a foolproof cunning plan to prevent DPD from having any possible chance to further damage my computer. This plan involved COMPLETELY FORGETTING TO DISPATCH MY COMPUTER (!!!!!!) *By now what little hair I had has been pulled out and my teeth have been reduced to a fine powder*

Good News : It's been dispatched today, allegedly. *At this point, and until proven otherwise, I am now starting to think I've only imagined my computer and this whole affair has been some horrific hallucination playing out in my dying moments (just call me Jacob, )

My theory:
1. PCS recently moved to new premises.
2. These new headquarters are, in fact, inside a hollowed out volcano.
3. As befitting their new surroundings, they have decided to become supervillans. (Just wait, soon they will offer sharks fitted with fricking laser beams as an upgrade)
4. Since they know I'm Batman, they are taunting me. :batman:



So all I can do now is sit and wait for tomorrow to come, admittedly with equal parts dread and anticipation, and warm myself with hatred and thoughts of revenge........... and Jack Daniels.

*Raises Glass*

We may not get what we want, we may not get what we need, just as long as we don't get what we deserve. Godspeed and Goodnight fellow PCS forumites and goodnight new computer, wherever you are............

*Stares skyward while striking a heroic pose as dramatic music builds to a crescendo*

 

[DeadEyeDuk]

Still loving your outlook Jester Muchos goodness

 

[moosEh]

My theory:
1. PCS recently moved to new premises.
2. These new headquarters are, in fact, inside a hollowed out volcano.
3. As befitting their new surroundings, they have decided to become supervillans. (Just wait, soon they will offer sharks fitted with fricking laser beams as an upgrade)
4. Since they know I'm Batman, they are taunting me. :batman:

Oh no how did you know about our new upgrades, you spoilt the big announcement on our shark gear .

Cancel the firework show guys.. ruined

Would have been something like

 

[jester58th]

Is this the light at the end of the tunnel, or just another train about to hit me?

"Your order will be delivered today by Warren, your DPD driver, between 14:47 and 15:47"

There’s a passage I got memorized (and censored and paraphrased). Ezekiel 25:17. “The computer of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil DPD. Blessed is the Warren who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds my computer through the valley of the DPD darkness, for he is truly my computer's keeper and the finder of lost computers. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My computer, again. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.” Now… I been typin’ that *snot* for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your *donkey*. You’d be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a *muddyfunker* before I popped a cap in his *donkey*. But I saw some *snot* this mornin’ made me think twice. See, now I’m thinking: maybe it means DPD is the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here… he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous computer in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you’re the righteous man, Warren, and I’m the shepherd and it’s DPD that’s evil and selfish. And I’d like that. But that *snot* ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak, DPD. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, PCS. I’m tryin’ real hard..........to be the Batman. :batman:

 

[JakAttack]

I'm quite literally dying reading this thread. Brilliant. Have some rep you genius.

Looks like it got delivered for you okay, hope they treated it better this time around!

 

[moosEh]

But I’m tryin’, PCS. I’m tryin’ real hard..........to be the Batman. :batman:

But you are Batman why try when you ARRRRE