Drunken Monkey
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1. Last week my keyboard mysteriously broke in half...
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100 Annoying things your other half does to stop your "game time"
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Haha!
Ignoring the fact that I currently have no other half, I have an old keyboard in my back room just in case mine breaks or gets broken.
How on earth can it 'mysteriously' break in half???
DeadEyeDuk
Superhero Level Poster
2. Tuts
3. With-holds relationship perks
4. Outright tells you its stupid
5. Pouts
amidoingitright?
3. With-holds relationship perks
4. Outright tells you its stupid
5. Pouts
amidoingitright?
DeadEyeDuk
Superhero Level Poster
See you cheat thought Rakky, because you are statistically more likely to find another half that is either into 'puters or at least accepts them than we are...our's is an uphill struggle that we know ultimately we can't win...
...because boobs...
tom_gr7
Life Serving
mate, I'd blow about 100 quid on a top of the range mechanical keyboard...then a matching mouse and mouse mat... then just say well, ya did need one.
Though that is totally wiped out by the fact I'm a complete introvert who rarely goes out!
Edit: I'm not sure my t-shirt with my avatar on it helps either
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DeadEyeDuk
Superhero Level Poster
Though that is totally wiped out by the fact I'm a complete introvert who rarely goes out!
Edit: I'm not sure my t-shirt with my avatar on it helps either
Lies! Fools, all of them!
Not lies, being an introvert who rarely goes out to meet new people does kinda completely stop anything in its tracks
I probably don't want to know do I?Rakk... Theres something i've been meaning to tell you... -cough
BestUsername
Bronze Level Poster
Easily the most annoying thing my other half did was not exist.
Kalisnoir
Super Star
Oh hai, my names Korey, I like computers, long walks on the beach, and abandoning friends forthebestpartofaweekonlytobegfortheirforgivnessandtellthem "it wasn't my fault!"
We all see through your lies....
Me gusta.
Drunken Monkey
Author Level
Lol
6. Turning the screen off with the remote
7. Using a wireless mouse to subtly move my gun whilst playing cs go... Then watching me stare at my mouse thinking its broken... Genuinely couldn't work out what was going on for about 20 minutes... Just thought I was lagging out ;(
8. Calling a manly thing as shooting mates in the face in the comfort of your own home... ''hanging out with your virtual friends'
9. Upsetting my bit on the side aka kalisnoir
10. Saying games dont look real when they clearly do (graphics)
11. Asking me why I didn't buy a mac instead
12. Saying I'm wasting my time when clearly I'm doing something productive... Terrorists don't shoot themselves...
13. Standing in front of the screen
14. Turning off the Internet
6. Turning the screen off with the remote
7. Using a wireless mouse to subtly move my gun whilst playing cs go... Then watching me stare at my mouse thinking its broken... Genuinely couldn't work out what was going on for about 20 minutes... Just thought I was lagging out ;(
8. Calling a manly thing as shooting mates in the face in the comfort of your own home... ''hanging out with your virtual friends'
9. Upsetting my bit on the side aka kalisnoir
10. Saying games dont look real when they clearly do (graphics)
11. Asking me why I didn't buy a mac instead
12. Saying I'm wasting my time when clearly I'm doing something productive... Terrorists don't shoot themselves...
13. Standing in front of the screen
14. Turning off the Internet
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tom_gr7
Life Serving
15. as you are turning on a game....."can you make me a cuppa..."
16. what time are you coming to bed?
17. who you talking to?
18. what does he do? what's his life story?
19. you spend more time on the pc than with me...
20. are you ignoring me......TOM, TOM, TOM, **whilst playing bf3, shooting at baddies.... glances over. "am shootin someone....gets killed whilst distracted....
16. what time are you coming to bed?
17. who you talking to?
18. what does he do? what's his life story?
19. you spend more time on the pc than with me...
20. are you ignoring me......TOM, TOM, TOM, **whilst playing bf3, shooting at baddies.... glances over. "am shootin someone....gets killed whilst distracted....
DeadEyeDuk
Superhero Level Poster
Yup, won't lie, read that completely differently...
(If you need a hint...change one word)
They dont necessarily shoot themselves, but they do kill themselves...
Yup, won't lie, read that completely differently...
(If you need a hint...change one word)
xD
