Two Little Jokes for You

Tiger Feet

Silver Level Poster
A man goes to the doctor and in one ear he has a cucumber, in the other ear he has a banana and in each nostril, he has a carrot.

He then asks the doctor "what's wrong with me doctor?"

The doctor then replies, "I don't think you're eating properly."
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A man only 2 feet high goes to the doctor and says,

"Dr, do you treat dwarfs?"

The doctor replies, "yes, but you will have to be a little patient." [rollinglaugh]
 

Pagey

Bright Spark
*groan.

That's almost as bad as:

Why did the baker have smelly hands?

He kneaded a poo.
 
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