The PC Specialist Prayer...

[@nthony]

Bored, and cant sleep as I'm awaiting my laptop delivery this morning so came up with this:-

"Our Father who art in Holmfirth,
hallowed be your screwdrivers.
Your sandy bridges come,
your laptops will be done,
on 720p as it is on 1080p.
Give us this day our Nvidia graphics cards,
and forgive us our pre-production times,
as we forgive those that complain about their delivery times.
And lead us not into Pc World,
but deliver us from Curry's
For yours is the Processor benchmark, the PCMark05, and the 3DMark Vantage,
For ever and ever, Fragmen."

 

[DeadEyeDuk]

Haha, nice one. Half asleep still, but that was funny

 

[PokerFace]

And lead us not into Pc World,
but deliver us from Curry's

I liked these lines best

 

[Nemesis]

hahaa but i think someone beat you to the idea :/

Ahaaa :

And now as another of our children prepares to leave us, a few words.


Our DHL man, which art at leeds depot,
hallowed be thy name;
thy will come;
to collect what we done,
and deliver it to our bud on the forum.
Give us this day your speedy delivery.
And do your best not to drop it,
as we do not forgive those that drop it.
And lead us not into having to collect it from the depot by leaving a little card when they were blatantly in;
but deliver it when you are meant to.
[For thine is the big van,
the silly yellow jacket, and the questionable depot security,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.

 

[Sleinous]

rofl very nice

 

[Matt]

I prefer Gormans but both funny.