You should have posted the most obscene build known to mankind, waited for keynes to ask about budget and intended use, then revealed your news
Grats on your windfall!
You lucky, lucky...
Bravo sir, all that works paid off then!
I'll PM you my PayPal account, feel free to send some of that over
but congrats, and enjoy, you've earned it
Where do I get my claim form from?
I've got about 20 years til retirement, but after much consideration I think I should retire now because I'd be good at it, a much needed career change. I'm willing to retrain. Would I speak to a careers adviser about this?