One-liners

[Martinr36]

I'm sure @ubuysa will concur, this is very much right

 

[ubuysa]

I'm sure @ubuysa will concur, this is very much right

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I have a similar one, but mine has no hands at all.....

 

[Martinr36]

I have a similar one, but mine has no hands at all.....

The deluxe version then... 😂😂😂👍

 

[davhun]

The deluxe version then... 😂😂😂👍

Mine just shows the holiday seasons. After all what else does a retired person need.

 

[SpyderTracks]

Mine just shows the holiday seasons. After all what else does a retired person need.

… Haribo. Everyone needs Haribo

 

[TonyCarter]

… Haribo. Everyone needs Haribo

I bring back a bag of every Haribo I can find whenever I'm in Germany. It's usually 30-40 different ones as they often have their own aisle.

 

[SpyderTracks]

I bring back a bag of every Haribo I can find whenever I'm in Germany. It's usually 30-40 different ones as they often have their own aisle.

YES! That’s the way it should be! I may start a picket line at my local sainsburies to demand a Haribo section!

 

[Martinr36]

YES! That’s the way it should be! I may start a picket line at my local sainsburies to demand a Haribo section!

We have quite a good selection in the Tesco that I work at

 

[Martinr36]

 

[TonyCarter]

https://shop.rewe.de/productList?brand=Haribo&objectsPerPage=160

 

[Martinr36]

https://shop.rewe.de/productList?brand=Haribo&objectsPerPage=160

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Now that's a Haribo selection

 

[SpyderTracks]

 

[ubuysa]

I'll be away tomorrow. I seem to have been accidentally joined to a WhatsApp group for something called a Blue Origin intergalactic space mission. It only takes 11 minutes apparently. Is that because of that relatavistic time dilation thingamabob? Oh and I'll be with a bunch of utterly pointless female celebrities it seems. I've never heard of any of them though. Oh, one might have been called Katie Price but I'm not sure I heard that right. I'll report back on how my inspirational, ground-breaking, (almost) all-female space mission goes. Are you excited for me?

 

[TonyCarter]

I'll be away tomorrow. I seem to have been accidentally joined to a WhatsApp group for something called a Blue Origin intergalactic space mission. It only takes 11 minutes apparently. Is that because of that relatavistic time dilation thingamabob? Oh and I'll be with a bunch of utterly pointless female celebrities it seems. I've never heard of any of them though. Oh, one might have been called Katie Price but I'm not sure I heard that right. I'll report back on how my inspirational, ground-breaking, (almost) all-female space mission goes. Are you excited for me?

It's a trap.

They just want you to live diagnose the BSODs they've been seeing at 100KM!

 

[Martinr36]