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    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Right - back to the topic - where are we with DDR5 RAM? On launch the high latency of DDR5 compared to DDR4 meant that the advertised higher speeds were moot in many cases - so DDR5 was really just picking up where DDR4 left of, rather than it being an amazing new thing. Where does it live now?
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    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    I keep these in sealed plastic bags beside my computer to remind me of you all.......
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    Sorry - had to edit this post - I actually wrote Heinrich instead of Heimlich. The Heinrich Manouvre is not a pleasant thing at all..... :cry:
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    That reminds me of two other words I get mixed up a lot - Heimlich and Valsalva. I one had a friend choking on his sandwich and I told him to hold his nose and blow. 🤔
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    Is that a euphemism? Hard to tell in this thread to be honest…..
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    Depends on where one is considered to speak from I guess. In my case I am led to believe by those around me that the effect would be the same.
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    I'm not a hot sauce fan at all strangely. I don't see the point really. Flavour is one thing but why the pain? I could have cornflakes in the morning while sitting on a handful of thumbtacks and have a similar experience surely?
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    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Alright, alright - everyone BACK UP THE PONY PLEASE! This thread was supposed to be about assisting an expired gaseous emission regain lost pace with the other odours in the room.
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    I think this has been the most fantastic case of thread hijacking I've seen in quite a while! :) @ubuysa I consider myself a man of science and your commentary on proper testing standards have struck home. In fact, as a fan of Gamers Nexus I think anything less than thorough and properly...
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    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    Your taste for Amaretto further proves our perfect match. I tested your molecular theory and sniffed the contents of the bag. You were wrong.
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    Ah ubuysa how I missed you!!!! :love: How are you keeping! I fully agree with your desire to retain accuracy at all times. In fact, it is this trait of yours which makes me believe we would have been a perfect couple in another life. You'll be delighted to know that I keep the fart in a sealed...
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    @SpyderTracks Your post reminded me about Gamers Nexus and I’ve just wasted a whole day binge watching their videos from the past few months. I got nothing done - Windows not washed - kids not fed - bills not paid. Thanks for nothing! 😡😡😡 In other news, it seems Intel are run mostly by...
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    Thanks Spyder! Helpful!! Interesting reading up on Zen 5 - down to 3-4nm now which is bonkers. They’re getting down towards single digit multiples of the width of a single atom. Incredible really…..
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    PCSPECIALIST Help an old fart catch up.....

    So, given my long and uninvolved absence, I shall set a challenge to you all! Help me get a little caught up with all I've missed! When I was last active it was all about AMD processors in their AM4 socket and Intel were really just handy CPU's to get your house fire started. Mind you we would...
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    PCSPECIALIST CHRISTMAS THREAD!!!!! ☃️⛄❄️⭐🌟🎁🌲🌨️🎄🎅🤶🔔🎅🎶💡🦌🛷⭐🍽️

    Rack of Venison? Oh my goodness my entire face is drooling at that thought!! :love: Enjoy!! Happy Christmas all people!
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